So I wake up this morning and go outside to let my dog out into the yard. After a few minutes i see my dog barking into the little space that is between my pool and my front steps. I go over to see what reason my little annoying shitsu is barking at. I look down and there it was, a huge raccoon the size of a german shepard sleeping. It looks up at me and starts hissing at me with foam at the mouth. I go inside to call aspca, they tell me they cant do anything, i call the animal humaine society and i cant get an actual person on the phone, just machine. Finally call 311 and they transfer me to the ny animal control center, I them my situation and get this shit, they say "We dont do raccoons, but we can send you a brochure". I say "what the fuck am I going to do with a brochure, I need this fucking raccoon dog out of my fucking yard". Their response is, "Sorry sir theres nothing we can do". So I said fuck it, I hang up and call 311 again and say that there is a rabid raccoon in my yard and it trying to attack me, they automatically connect me to 911, they eventually send a squad car. Told the cop the story and the fucker laughed at me, then decided he was gona help me by using his night stick as a poker to wake up the beast to leave my yard. Here are some pics of the trespasser......
awww how cute the little fucker is sleepy sleepy
yes he was still alive, breathing and moving around
So when the cop started poking and talking to it (nypd trains you how to speak raccoon, if you didnt know) he was moving back and forth through the bushes and started growling and hissing. Eventually it got annoyed and climbed up on my pools deck and went across to my driveway and went right around into the garden that is behind my pool. I noticed as it was walking across my deck it was limping, it had a broken leg or something, i guess thats why it wasnt moving a lot. After all that the police officers recommend me to do what I did in the first place, call the city's animal control.
So while the cops were here i took out my phone and started filming. Yea my camera work sucks and it looks like im filming his ass but fuck off, i had it to my side.
Listen to be honost I feel bad for the over-sized rat. I just want it off my property because my family walks back and forth through that area and having a family member with rabies at the dinner table would be quite disturbing. Plus my dog runs around the yard and this monster would eat my annoying little shitsu in one bite so understand where im coming from.
To end this, he is still out there sleeping in my bushes, i will keep you updated.
Update: next morning, woke up and looked if it was still around and he was gone, thank god, till next time.
